Congratulations USA. You’re officially weird (sort of like my beloved Portland).

The longest ejaculation belongs to a fellow named Horst Schultz from the good ole’ USA.

Now I’ve been trying to find more information about this record, and there isn’t nothing about it, other than its real (I wonder who the genius was that thought up the world record for “longest ejaculation”). There are no videos (why would I be interested in that? Because of my own disbelief in this record, the man shot his load over 18 feet; I’d have to see that to believe that, and who in the heck was in that room when he did it. Also, who had to measure it, that’s kinda of gross don’t you think?)

Obviously, this guy probably had no problem with premature ejaculation, but who knows, maybe he does. I can image the facial this guy can do is not fun. It’s probably more like getting pelted by a super soaker at close range. He probably has to have his girlfriend (I’m assuming here, because there is no information about this man) run across the room when he’s ready to fire.

When you try to look up information about this guy, you’ll usually find more information about Horst Schultz, a hotel entrepreneur. I don’t believe this to be the same guy, because that would be very bad for PR. (But, maybe good for his love life, I wouldn’t know). I’m almost ready to call this a fictional record, but what do I know.

If you’re wondering as well, the longest ejaculation for a female (supposedly) is 10 feet. I’m pretty sure that will make any man (except for Horst Schultz) feel inadequate. With so much super human ejaculation, it’s easy to think that you are even more lame because you have problems doing it early when in bed with that special someone.

I guess that being a fast ejaculator wouldn’t be bad if you could do it more often in the same amount of time. So let’s look at the record for the most in an hour (because that’s usually how long we have sex anyway or some of us at least). The most ejaculations by a man in an hour is 16. That’s not too bad, but it might have been for the woman (again I’m assuming here).

All this talk about having the longest ejaculation can make you feel… Less than normal. Let’s be honest though, this people have a gift (really, is this a gift? Peter North has a certain gift too, and he makes dollars with it. I guess his is more socially acceptable… In certain ways, I guess.)

If you have any problem with premature ejaculation, then there are steps you can take to learn how to manage it. For instance, in my research for this article, I discovered a crazy competition where people masturbate for hours on end. That’s right, hours…

I thought the winner would be a woman, but it’s not. It’s a male who can masturbate for 9 hours and 58 minutes. This record blows my mind. I actually believe this record though, because there are photos and there are probably videos. (I haven’t looked).

So even though you might not be able to have the longest ejaculation, you can probably bring up your skill at being able to hold your ejaculation (which means more fun for you and your favorite partner). That’s a plus for everyone. If you wanna learn how you can do that then, I suggest you check out the e-book below. You won’t be able (maybe you will, I don’t know) hold it for hours on end (who would anyway) but you will be able to stay in the moment long enough to please your partner (without having to be the winner of the longest ejaculation world record).

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End your premature ejaculation problems today.